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Day 49 – XCEL is a scientific breakthrough.

Tuesday, July 6th, 2010

I have now been using XCEL male enlargement patches for a total of forty-nine days. When I change the patch, I continue to place it on one of my buttocks. However, if I had a hairy backside I would have to put it somewhere else, since the manufacturers warn you not to place the patch anywhere that you might have body hair, unless you fancy waxing your body at the same time as acquiring a bigger penis. It’s a good job my heritage is Irish rather than Mediterranean, under the circumstances. I wonder where very hairy men could put the patches, since placing it on your forehead is not really an option.
The XCEL patches have always stayed in place, though, which is a good thing. In addition, I can remove them with out discomfort on the days when I have to change them. They have also made me feel well in general, besides increasing my dimensions and making me more virile.
Leanne has been in a really cute mood since I made my proposal on Thursday evening. It is nice to see her so perky. We have been discussing our wedding plans already. We have decided to tie the knot some time in July. We are also considering where we should go for our honeymoon. We both fancy either Cancun or somewhere in southern Europe. We are going to pop out later to buy some travel magazines from Barnes and Noble in order to get inspiration.
I called my parents last night. They are delighted at the thought of my coming wedding. My mother is particularly pleased, since she confesses she was beginning to worry that I would never get married. I have a feeling that she was slightly concerned that I would move back into her house at the age of forty and ruin her twilight years. My mother also told me that over the past month or so I have become more like the son she had hoped for because I am more positive about life.
Of course, I do not intend to tell my mother about XCEL male enlargement patches. I can hear her response now and I have a feeling she would not approve.She can be very traditional in her mode of thinking. She would not see XCEL for the scientific breakthrough it really is. Her attitude is akin to the people who insisted that the world was flat as opposed to round before Columbus proved otherwise. She’s still a lovely woman, though, and her attitude amuses me at times. I wouldn’t change her for the world; her old-fashioned values are part of what makes her my mother.

Day 48 – I am marrying the most beautiful woman.

Saturday, June 5th, 2010

This is day forty-eight of my trial with XCEL male enlargement patches, and I have some very happy news to report. Perhaps you have already guessed that Leanne agreed to become my wife last night.
I managed to squeeze in the proposal before the chef arrived with our food. I was extremely nervous, so much so that I stuttered my words and felt myself trembling slightly. My stammering made Brian titter with laughter, which did not help at all. Nevertheless, Leanne said yes with out hesitating. I will never forget the look on her face as long as I live. She was so moved that she laughed and cried simultaneously.
My family and friends were delighted, of course. The women made a huge fuss about it, and Leanne’s mother shed a few tears. The men all congratulated us and patted me on the back.

Even Leanne’s dad seemed pleased, although he felt obliged to warn me that I would have him to answer to if I didn’t treat her right. I expected him to say something like that. I also expected out Japanese chef to make some sarcastic comments, and he didn’t disappoint me.
My proposal distracted everyone from the fact that it was my birthday, despite the fact that the server brought a cake out after the chef had done his thing. I did not mind, though. I was far more excited about Leanne agreeing to become my wife than I was about becoming another year older, and I can’t say I was sorry that Brian forgot to joke with me about being an old man now.
Last night was one of the happiest occasions of my entire life. Leanne couldn’t stop smiling and her eyes were sparkling with joy. I love to see her feel that good. She also loved her engagement ring, as did the other women, so I needn’t have worried about her thinking I was cheap.
When Leanne and I eventually went home, we made love for over an hour, taking the time to explore each other’s bodies. As my hands caressed Leanne’s contours, I thought about how wonderful it was to stroke the curves of my future wife. She is so beautiful. Leanne had three orgasms last night. I came twice myself. It only took me five minutes to become aroused again after my first orgasm.
It still amazes me just how much sexual stamina XCEL male enlargement patches give me. Before I started using XCEL I rarely lasted longer than twenty minutes, and I was usually almost ready to come before I had even inserted my penis into Leanne’s vagina. Not only that, but I always fell asleep after coming just once. Consequently, I only managed to give Leanne an orgasm about half the time. Since we only had sex about twice a week on average, Leanne was lucky to have an orgasm once every seven days. Now I give her at least one orgasm almost every day, and I would be lying if I said that this does not make me feel like more of a man.

Day 47 – A bigger penis makes a cool birthday gift.

Monday, May 24th, 2010

I have been using XCEL male enlargement patches for a total of forty-seven days now. It is also my thirty-third birthday. That means I will be forty in just seven years, which for some reason makes me feel that I am starting to get old. Still I wouldn’t swap lives with somebody half my age. I remember what it is like being a teenager, and it involved lots of emotional turmoil and adolescent angst.
Leanne and I plan on getting together with friends and family later on this evening to celebrate at a local Japanese restaurant. I am a huge fan of both sushi and Japanese grill so I am looking forward to the food. I plan to propose to Leanne there. I have told nobody else about it, so it will come as a complete surprise to everybody. I am incredibly nervous right now.

I hope and pray that she does not say no, especially since I plan to propose in front of an audience of our family and friends. Come to think of it, I had better get the proposal out of the way before the chef comes to grill our food. The ones at our local Japanese place would make a huge deal out of it and embarrass the hell out of me if I did it in front of them. I know what those guys are like.
A refusal from Leanne would be ten times more humiliating under the circumstances. I am wondering if it would have been more sensible to propose on a day other than my birthday, since if I had waited I could have done it when we were alone. Still I have spent a good few days feeling stressed out about my plan, so I’m not going to back out at the last moment, although I know I am taking a risk.
I have been so caught up in my plan that I almost forgot to measure my penis today. I only remembered just before I sat down to write this journal entry. I am happy to report that my penis has grown a further eighth of an inch in length. Well actually, it is a little less than one eight of an inch, but that’s fine by me. The circumference of my penis has also grown by one sixteenth of an inch since I last measured it on Sunday. Therefore, XCEL male enlargement patches are continuing to do their job. In my humble opinion, a bigger penis is rather a wonderful birthday present. The only thing that would make me happier is if Leanne agrees to become my wife tonight. Keep you fingers crossed for me.

Day 46 – XCEL even works when you are very tired.

Monday, May 17th, 2010

I have reached day forty-six of my experience with XCEL male enlargement patches, and for the first time since I began using them I am finding it really hard to focus at work.
I am so anxious about proposing to Leanne tomorrow that I hardly got any sleep last night. I tossed and turned for hours. I tried reading a book and drinking to help take my mind off it, and I had a warm milky drink but nothing worked. The last time I looked at the clock it was three in the morning. In the end, I started to get angry over the fact that I couldn’t sleep, and that made it even more difficult to drop off. It was so frustrating.
I was very tired when the alarm went off at six-thirty this morning. It was hard to haul myself out of bed. Leanne ended up having to wake me because I actually slept through the alarm. She knows something is wrong.

I feel bad telling her that nothing is bothering me when she can clearly see that this is not the case. She seemed quite offended when she left for work this morning, but I can hardly tell her that I am worried she will say no tomorrow night when I propose to her, since it would totally ruin the surprise. I hope that she will forgive me tomorrow night when she understands what has been bothering me.
One of the women at work called Cynthia was asking me why I was so tired today. When I told her, she thought it was sweet and told me I shouldn’t worry so much. She advised me to go to the pharmacy after work and buy some melatonin supplements. They are a natural product that helps you to drop off at night. I will go to Walgreens after work to purchase some. I hope they work. I cannot function on three and a half hours of sleep.
The weird thing is that my anxiety and tiredness still haven’t stopped me feeling sexually aroused. I have felt horny all day. I am amazed that the all-natural ingredients in XCEL male enlargement patches still work when you feel tired and stressed out. I hope Leanne isn’t still sulking when I go home or she might not want to have sex with me. If she mentions that something is wrong with me again, I am just going to tell her that I will explain everything to her tomorrow night and hope she doesn’t guess.
Thankfully, I have the day off tomorrow because of it being my birthday, so it doesn’t matter too much if can’t get to sleep right away, since I don’t have to get up early in the morning.

Day 45 – I’m half way through my experience with XCEL

Wednesday, May 12th, 2010

It is day forty-five of my experience with XCEL male enlargement patches. This means that I am half way through, since I intend trying the patches out for a period of ninety days. Although I do not wish my penis to continue growing indefinitely, I was slightly concerned about losing the effect of having a higher sex drive once I finish using the patches. However, I now know that I can use another product such as Marathon 21. These pills will increase my sex drive with out enhancing my dimensions.
There is also a product out there for women with a sluggish sexual appetite called Femtrex. Leanne is thirty, which means she is at her sexual peak. I can barely keep up with her now. If she were to use Femtrex, she could quite possibly send me to my grave early. Therefore, I think I will avoid buying her these little pink pills for now. However, it is probably a wonderful product for older women or those that have difficulty climaxing.
I went out last night and found Leanne an engagement ring. I must have visited five different Jewelers just to find something suitable. It is a platinum solitaire with a cathedral diamond. It is not too elaborate. In fact, if anything it is understated. I saw some very fancy rings that cost as much as one hundred thousand dollars, but they were for men much wealthier than I am. However, I still have sticker shock. Leanne’s ring cost $3,325.00. I didn’t have enough money in my bank account to pay for it and cover my other monthly expenses, so I had to put it on a credit card. Luckily, I have very little debt. I avoid paying with credit unless I have to. This was one of those occasions when I couldn’t avoid it, but then again it isn’t something I intend to purchase more than once in my life.
The closer it gets to Thursday the more nervous I am becoming. I really don’t know what I’m going to do if Leanne refuses me. It could quite possibly undo all the good that XCEL male enlargement patches have done for my self-esteem. Rejection would make me feel like a nobody. I am also concerned that she won’t like her ring if she does say yes. She has always made scathing comments about women like Jennifer Lopez who wear very expensive jewelry, but what if it was all just talk? What if she thinks I’m cheap because I didn’t choose something more expensive? I am feeling so anxious about the whole thing that I have a knot in my stomach.

Day 44 – XCEL helped me become a better man.

Monday, May 3rd, 2010

I have now been using XCEL male enlargement patches for forty-four days and I must say that they really have changed my life completely in such a short space of time. I know Brian feels the same way about them too. Every time I see him, he seems to be grinning from ear to ear. He has also lost that vaguely threatening persona he used to have. I realize now that his tough guy act was just a defense mechanism.
Today at work, a few people who were at the retirement party last week told me they thought I had a beautiful girlfriend and that I was a very lucky man. Compliments like that make me feel very proud, but of course I already know how lovely my girlfriend is with out needing to hear it from other people. She always has turned heads. The good thing is that it hasn’t made her conceited. There is nothing worse than somebody who is too aware of their own good looks. I am going shopping tonight to look for an engagement ring. I have decided to look for something platinum with a well cut diamond. I am far more concerned about the cut of the diamond than I am the size of it. I know Leanne isn’t the type of woman that would be impressed by a huge rock. She likes to look good, but is never willing to spend huge amounts of cash in order to do it. She gets highly annoyed at extravagance because there are so many people in the world who can’t even afford to eat. Therefore, I know in advance that she would see a huge diamond as a symbol of selfishness. My best option is definitely to go for something small but pretty.
I am still thrilled at the idea of asking Leanne to marry me on Thursday night. It is hard to wait until then to discover what her answer will be. The thing is, a few months ago, I definitely would not have had the confidence to propose to Leanne, and in all honesty I was also too self absorbed to even consider it. My thoughts revolved around the size of my penis and my own insecurities. In truth, I thought very little about what would make Leanne happy, and I wasn‘t a very good boyfriend. It is a little difficult to believe that as small a thing as a dermal patch has made me change my perspective completely. I only hope Leanne will judge me on the man I have been during the past few weeks and not on the person I used to be before I started using XCEL male enlargement patches.

Day 43 – I have to shop for an engagement ring.

Monday, April 19th, 2010

This is day forty-three of my experience with XCEL male enlargement patches. I measured my erect penis again this morning. The circumference of my penis is now four and a quarter inches. The length of it is now somewhere between five and three-quarter and six inches, which is impressive compared to what I started out with. I would be very content with my size if I had a circumference of five inches. My girth is still a little below average, however it is still much larger than it was before I began using XCEL.
For the past few weeks, I have been using public urinals with out even thinking about it. Nobody has taken the slightest bit if notice. It seems crazy now when I think back on how I would always use the cubicles before my penis grew, for fear of other men laughing at my size. It was stupid of me. My work colleagues probably thought I had either an over-active colon or a very high metabolism. I don’t know what is worse, for people to talk about your small penis or for them to think that you defecate much more than the average person does. I sincerely hope nobody was calling me names like Poopy Paul behind my back.
The David Bach Consort was absolutely amazing last night. Leanne and I enjoyed it a lot, as did everyone else there. I love watching live music gigs. I am always mesmerized when I watch the emotions a guitarist shows on his face while playing his instrument, there is something magical about it. It is interesting how music has the power to move people. I think of it as being a universal language, something we all understand regardless of what language we speak.
I loved watching Leanne getting totally lost in the music last night. We have so much in common. The more I think about it the more certain I am that I never want to be with any other woman than her. Neither can I imagine having children with anybody else.  It is my birthday on Thursday and I have decided to propose to her then, which means that I’ll have to buy her an engagement ring in the next few days. I don’t know whether to feel nervous or excited about it. I hope to God she says yes. I really don’t know what I would do if she said no, I’m not very good at handling rejection.

Day 42 – Do you want to feel as happy as I do?

Wednesday, April 14th, 2010

It has been forty-two days now since I began using XCEL male enlargement patches, and I have yet to regret my decision to try them. I will go so far as to say that I recommend the patches to all men, even those who are already well-endowed, since they do more than just increase your dimensions. I would use them even if all I required was to improve my sexual performance.
I trained at the gym with Brian after work yesterday evening. He still can’t stop thanking me for informing him about XCEL male enlargement patches. I tell him not to thank me, all I did was spread the word. The credit belongs to the people who developed the product. Sadly, people who manufacture or sell life-enhancing products are all too often perceived as crooks, when all they are doing is providing a much-needed service. Of course, there are crooks out there, but not everybody who has a product to sell is seeking to exploit others.
Obviously all businesses want to make money from their product, but that does not mean that the product they sell is bad or doesn‘t work. In fact, it makes sense that selling a product that did not work would be extremely stupid. Ultimately, it would be detrimental to your business, since the word would get out and people would avoid buying your product.
In my opinion, some people are so cynical that they rob themselves of wonderful opportunities every day. Certainly, I would not waste my time discussing a product that I do not have one hundred percent faith in. I hate scam artists as much as the next man does.
Take my word for it, XCEL male enlargement patches are excellent, and they really do work. I am ten times the man I was before I started using them, which is why I am willing to spend some of my time writing this journal. Why shouldn’t other men be given the opportunity to feel as happy as I now do? Why shouldn’t women everywhere have a man who performs better sexually?

I would be a bad person if I did not endeavor to spread the joy.
Anyway enough of all that. I’m highly excited because Leanne and I are going out tonight to see a live music event. The David Bach consort is playing at Club 347 and we have tickets. I can’t wait and neither can Leanne. I’ll let you know how it goes tomorrow.

Day 40 – My penis is still growing

Monday, March 29th, 2010

I have been using XCEL male enlargement patches for forty days now. I measured myself again this morning. Both the length and circumference of my penis have increased by one-sixteenth of an inch. I have noticed that the length of my penis is not increasing quite so quickly as it was initially. However, I am not really worried about this.
The people who manufacture XCEL male enlargement patches claim that you can expect your size to increase by twenty to thirty percent, although results can vary. Therefore, I don’t look forward to my penis resembling a prize cucumber. I will be very content if I can obtain a penis that is at the large end of average in size. I simply want to feel confident about my penis and have no desire to get into the erotic film industry. Besides, if my penis became too large I do not think Leanne would be able to manage it, and I certainly don’t want to hurt my girlfriend when we make love.
I am pleased that Leanne is now feeling a bit better. She returned to work today. I am glad because we have to attend a retirement party this evening. One of my colleagues, Robert, retired recently. He had been with the company for over twenty years. Before that, he served in the military. To be honest he could be quite annoying sometimes. He often talked about the news and his political views were very conservative, which often irritated me. Still, I am going to attend his party out of respect for the fact that he has been with the company for so long. I’m not looking forward to it at all. However, disagreeing with somebody’s views on politics is unfortunately not a good enough excuse to avoid attending their retirement bash, especially since I am now expected to set an example.
I have told Leanne to make the effort to look nice this evening. I want Sophie to realize that I spoke the truth when I told her that I already have a fantastic girlfriend. I think Sophie thought that I was lying and creating a pretext not to date her when I said I was already involved with somebody. In truth, I wouldn’t have dated Sophie even if I were single because I don’t like her personality, but she doesn’t need to know that.

Day 39 – Eighty-three percent of women fake it.

Wednesday, March 17th, 2010

This is my thirty-ninth day using XCEL male enlargement patches. Happily, I am now starting to recover from my cold. However, Leanne is still off work with her chest infection and to add insult to injury she now had PMS again. She was a pain in the bottom last night. She doesn’t cope well with being ill, but I tried to humor her. I know she hates being stuck at home all day, even when she is healthy.
Things are going a little better today at work. The pressure is still on but it’s easier to handle now that I am feeling healthier. I don’t know if I mentioned that Sophie, the woman who gave me all the trouble a couple of weeks ago, now works under me. Her attitude has changed completely. If anything her behavior is now sycophantic, which I find immensely irritating.

I think she is afraid that I will give her a hard time to pay her back for her recent conduct towards me. She’s lucky I’m not that type of person.
I have been thinking about the all-knowing attitude some women seem to have about penises and sex in general. They assume that their opinion is the only correct one. However, I have found that the statistics often contradict the opinions they hold as gospel.
For example, many women would argue until blue in the face that sexual technique is everything and that size has no relevance at all. Nevertheless, the following statistics, based on a survey of 1000 American women, indicate otherwise. Over seventy-two percent of women require a bigger and thicker penis to reach climax. A penis the size of a matchstick just isn’t adequate.
In addition, a larger penis is actually a visual turn on for about ninety-four percent of women. Most women prefer to look at a larger penis in the same way as the majority of men (myself included) love to see a large, firm pair of breasts.
Shockingly, sixty-eight percent of women are not content with the size of their lover’s appendage.

Worse still, ninety-three percent of these dissatisfied women say nothing about it to their partners. Like Leanne, they are afraid of hurting their man’s feelings or damaging his self-esteem.
I have saved the most appalling statistic until last. According to the survey, as many as eighty-three percent of women fake orgasms on a regular basis. I would like to believe that Leanne has never done this, but I don’t know for sure and it worries me.
Perhaps you are a woman reading this journal entry, are now in a state of high indignation because you are happy with your lover’s penis, and have never faked an orgasm. You are in the minority.
Maybe you are a man and my words have made you feel somewhat anxious about the size of your penis. Many products out there claim to increase the size of your member. Many of these products do not work. Many scams out there prey on your insecurities. However, XCEL male enlargement patches really do work on the majority of men. The people who manufacture XCEL male enlargement patchesare so confident in their product that they offer a sixty-day money back guarantee.